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Go where no manhood has gone before past the strangely alluring double clitoris the Alien vagina. This mesmerizing pearlescent blue Alien begs to beam you up for a close encounter the preferred kind.
The exclusive Alien texture combines the feel three our most popular textures to create one out--this-world experience. Tantalizing sinews swirl together mimicking our famous Vortex canal before breaking through to a Lotus node that finally gives way to our most intense texture, the STU.
I'm not gonna lie, I felt dirty just reading that. You can buy the sadness alone for $75, or get it and the movie and two pairs crappy 3-D glasses for $90.